A Downing Street spokesman/whistleblower has invited the entire population of the UK to a Christmas Party at 10 Downing Street, on Thursday 23rd December. “The theme for this years masquerade party will be ‘Politicians in 2021’ and so party goers are encouraged to pretend that they are members of parliament who care deeply about the… Continue reading Downing Street – Virus Free Christmas Party Invitation
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Father Christmas is a risk?
Our diligent reporters have discovered that Father Christmas aka Santa Claus will not be wearing a mask this Christmas and nor will he be social distancing. In a statement earlier today Santa Claus confirmed that he is unjabbed and relying on his robust immune system which has served him well for centuries. He has confirmed… Continue reading Father Christmas is a risk?
NEWSFLASH! Scientists in South Africa have found that the colour orange is 75% effective against the Omicron variant!
NEWSFLASH! Scientists in South Africa have found that the colour orange is 75% effective against the Omicron variant You heard it first here on Nosuch News