After some very tough negotiations the UK government has managed to reduce the isolation period required when it’s citizens test positive for Covid 19, and it’s variants. Only 7 days isolation is required whereas before 10 days of isolation were required. A spokesman for Omicron said that this deal had been made specifically for those… Continue reading New isolation deal – 7 days only
Category: Omicron
Downing Street – Virus Free Christmas Party Invitation
A Downing Street spokesman/whistleblower has invited the entire population of the UK to a Christmas Party at 10 Downing Street, on Thursday 23rd December. “The theme for this years masquerade party will be ‘Politicians in 2021’ and so party goers are encouraged to pretend that they are members of parliament who care deeply about the… Continue reading Downing Street – Virus Free Christmas Party Invitation
Father Christmas is a risk?
Our diligent reporters have discovered that Father Christmas aka Santa Claus will not be wearing a mask this Christmas and nor will he be social distancing. In a statement earlier today Santa Claus confirmed that he is unjabbed and relying on his robust immune system which has served him well for centuries. He has confirmed… Continue reading Father Christmas is a risk?